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6 Oct 2012
Visiting Hours - Lisa's Review
*** SOME SPOILERS ***
I struggled this week with why on earth this movie found its way onto the Nasties List. It would be much better suited as a Sunday afternoon movie. There is little in the way of gore or graphic scenes in the movie to complain about, so I'm at a loss. There is a scene which sexualises a knife torture and rape, which I suppose is a bit in bad taste, but I've seen worse before the watershed I'm sure.
That's not saying its a bad movie. It's not too bad. I found it remarkably easy to watch and there wasn't that much in the way of irritation for me. It had crazy inconsistencies, most notably a scene at the start of the movie where our lead lady (Deborah) is on air (she's on a talk show) making her views clear on the conviction of a woman who finally fought back against her abusive husband. As she pulled no punches and her comments were close to libelous, her boss advised her they would be unable to air the episode. Whats odd about this is at the same time as we are watching the scene, we are shown our movie villain who is at home watching the airing of this same show???
Anyways, if you can put that aside that glaring inconsistency, its watching this show that sparks our killer (Colt Hawker) off to stalk Deborah. Seems he has followed her work for years and he is not her biggest fan as she is a big female activist and he is something of a misogynist (getting to be a remarkably familiar thing in these movies). What I also failed to mention is that the woman in question who was being defended by Deborah for fighting back against her husband (by throwing a pan of hot oil around him hence disfiguring him for life) is actually Hawkers mother. The husband is of course his father. He has never forgiven his mother for what she did to his father and basically just thinks that she should put up and shut up.
The movie follows Hawker tracking down Deborah. He finds her, manages only to wound her (we have another knife through door scene here) as they are interrupted so she is taken to recuperate in hospital, hence our title. Hawker keeps up his pursuit and a young nurse Sheila is dragged into the mix, probably mostly because she shares Deborahs feminist views. There are a few kills, including of the wrong person. Breathing tubes are cut to detract attention away from him.
The story which follows is pretty normal for a murder thriller and is very predictable, but like I said its easy to watch as the acting is pretty solid. The ending is very TV movie, but I wasn't left feeling like i'd wasted an hour and a half which I have with other movies.
I wouldn't say don't watch this movie, but I would say, if you're looking for gore, horror, shocks or anything remotely graphic, this isn't the place to look.
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Visiting Hours - Will's Review.
THE SHAT!!!!!
William Shatner! In a Banned movie!!! Already this movie has me on side!
Which is just as well, because other than shat (see what I did there), there wasn't much here to get excited about.
We're dealing with a bog standard thriller (albeit one with a slightly higher than normal body count), there's no mystery as to whodunnit - we see his face the first time we see him attack someone (we also see him remove his 'disguise' - a bunch of quasi-tribal facial jewellery that is never mentioned again) and the why-dunnit is hinted at from the beginning and spelled out at the half-way point.
It seems that some woman we never see (except in flashback a couple of times) has gone to jail for attacking her husband and crippling him. Her plea (of self defence) failed - but only because the prosecution had better lawyers. She's up for appeal, and a reporter (Our heroin) has made it her business to get the public on side with the self-defence plea.
The couple's son (Michael Ironside), who got on with his Dad, does not approve of the reporter's attempts to free his mother, and sets about trying to kill her (and anyone else who gets in his way).
In a failed attempt, he wounds her, and she ends up spending most of the film in hospital (hence the title); One scene where the killer did show smarts, is when he went around the hospital cutting drip pipes, and pushing "call nurse" buttons, in order to keep the staff busy while he went back for another crack at his real target.
There's a nurse who gets way to invested in the whole thing (and makes herself a target in the process), and a girl the killer picks up and beats up who decides to make life awkward for him, but I didn't really get invested in any of them.
Oh, and the killer has a Magic TV. How's that? - well, remember I said about the reporter sticking her oar in? when our man watches that as it happens, from his TV... then, when she walks off set, she is told that the footage will never be used as she was biased; so it seems the psycho can watch live feeds of TV recordings never intended for live transmission. Go figure.
Gaping potholes aside, another one with not much to recommend it - but that isn't blood curdlingly awful. But for the gore, this one would probably do well with the "Diagnosis Murder" crowd.
Body Count: 5
Most Memorable Death: actually, none spring to mind...
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William Shatner! In a Banned movie!!! Already this movie has me on side!
Ahhhh, I guess You're right...
Which is just as well, because other than shat (see what I did there), there wasn't much here to get excited about.
We're dealing with a bog standard thriller (albeit one with a slightly higher than normal body count), there's no mystery as to whodunnit - we see his face the first time we see him attack someone (we also see him remove his 'disguise' - a bunch of quasi-tribal facial jewellery that is never mentioned again) and the why-dunnit is hinted at from the beginning and spelled out at the half-way point.
It seems that some woman we never see (except in flashback a couple of times) has gone to jail for attacking her husband and crippling him. Her plea (of self defence) failed - but only because the prosecution had better lawyers. She's up for appeal, and a reporter (Our heroin) has made it her business to get the public on side with the self-defence plea.
The couple's son (Michael Ironside), who got on with his Dad, does not approve of the reporter's attempts to free his mother, and sets about trying to kill her (and anyone else who gets in his way).
In a failed attempt, he wounds her, and she ends up spending most of the film in hospital (hence the title); One scene where the killer did show smarts, is when he went around the hospital cutting drip pipes, and pushing "call nurse" buttons, in order to keep the staff busy while he went back for another crack at his real target.
There's a nurse who gets way to invested in the whole thing (and makes herself a target in the process), and a girl the killer picks up and beats up who decides to make life awkward for him, but I didn't really get invested in any of them.
Oh, and the killer has a Magic TV. How's that? - well, remember I said about the reporter sticking her oar in? when our man watches that as it happens, from his TV... then, when she walks off set, she is told that the footage will never be used as she was biased; so it seems the psycho can watch live feeds of TV recordings never intended for live transmission. Go figure.
Gaping potholes aside, another one with not much to recommend it - but that isn't blood curdlingly awful. But for the gore, this one would probably do well with the "Diagnosis Murder" crowd.
Body Count: 5
Most Memorable Death: actually, none spring to mind...
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5 May 2012
Killer Nun - Lisa's Review
Having spent all of my years of education from ages 4-18 in Convent schools and having had my first headmistress be a nun and having been taught by many nuns, I was interested to see this one.
Lets get this straight... an awful lot of nuns are cruel, nasty people. I'm sure we can hazard a guess as to why. I went to primary school in the days when 'The Cane' still existed and I received it 3 times at ages 9 and 10. Once for laughing at a poem I had to prepare to read aloud about a 'Blue Tit' , once for putting a dead bumble bee on a girls seat I didn't like (it stung her on the bum - I didn't know they could do that) and once for copying someone elses work (me bad). We had 1 teacher in the school who was a nun and the headmistress was a nun. My 3 canings came from these 2 women. One I learnt in later years was dismissed for cruelty to children.
Anyways I deviate, this is meant to be a review. I just thought I'd point out that as 'at odds' as the title maybe seems, it could be pretty spot on. These women are bloody bad tempered.
*** SPOILERS FOLLOW ***
So, we follow a nun through the movie (very slowly) called Sister Gertrude. Never have I seen a more glamorous, made-up nun in my life! She has had brain surgery and it is clear all is not well with her. She is addicted to painkillers and her behaviour just gets increasingly worse. She is cruel to the patients at the hospital they work at, even almost killing one by withholding essential medication. While she is reading some rather macabre facts from a book that seems to be about tortures, she grabs and stamps on an elderly patients false teeth which are in a glass. She thinks they are disgusting. This is actually very disturbing and I found it one of the most disturbing moments in the movie oddly enough... maybe because it could have been real. Seemed pretty nun-like behaviour to me.
She goes on to start a relationship with another (much younger) nun who doesn't seem able to keep her clothes on. She even starts to be cruel to her, commenting on her 'big floppy breasts flapping about' ,lol and calling her a whore, the worst kind of prostitute and forcing her to wear stockings she'd bought as a present. Scenes obviously to keep the men awake.
She later seduces a man and has, what looks to be pretty rubbish sex with him. No words are exchanged between them. She throws some eyes at him, shows some leg, he follows her home, they get it on, he finishes and leaves... so its that simple?? Apparently so!
As the movie continues, I am amazing at how some scenes are dragged out and how slow the story progresses, especially 1 scene of a crippled man crawling up a flight of stairs... it seemed to go on and on and on. Sadly he met his end when he got to the top, by means of a battering.
The movie seemed to wake up in the last half hour or so with a suffication with cotton for a rather randy old wheelchair bound guy, a cringeworthy death by needles to the face (including through the eyes), the above mentioned battering of the 'steps' guy and another battering of another poor guy.
I found myself start to feel sorry for Sister Gertrude as we neared the end of the movie. Like a complete 'tard I did think she was the murderer for quite a way into the movie, until the spate of deaths at the end, when the penny eventually dropped for me.
So what did I think? Well on the most part its pretty dull and VERY slow in places although it did have some sort of appeal I have to say.
You could do much worse than this one, but I wouldn't rush out to see it.
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Lets get this straight... an awful lot of nuns are cruel, nasty people. I'm sure we can hazard a guess as to why. I went to primary school in the days when 'The Cane' still existed and I received it 3 times at ages 9 and 10. Once for laughing at a poem I had to prepare to read aloud about a 'Blue Tit' , once for putting a dead bumble bee on a girls seat I didn't like (it stung her on the bum - I didn't know they could do that) and once for copying someone elses work (me bad). We had 1 teacher in the school who was a nun and the headmistress was a nun. My 3 canings came from these 2 women. One I learnt in later years was dismissed for cruelty to children.
Anyways I deviate, this is meant to be a review. I just thought I'd point out that as 'at odds' as the title maybe seems, it could be pretty spot on. These women are bloody bad tempered.
*** SPOILERS FOLLOW ***
So, we follow a nun through the movie (very slowly) called Sister Gertrude. Never have I seen a more glamorous, made-up nun in my life! She has had brain surgery and it is clear all is not well with her. She is addicted to painkillers and her behaviour just gets increasingly worse. She is cruel to the patients at the hospital they work at, even almost killing one by withholding essential medication. While she is reading some rather macabre facts from a book that seems to be about tortures, she grabs and stamps on an elderly patients false teeth which are in a glass. She thinks they are disgusting. This is actually very disturbing and I found it one of the most disturbing moments in the movie oddly enough... maybe because it could have been real. Seemed pretty nun-like behaviour to me.
She goes on to start a relationship with another (much younger) nun who doesn't seem able to keep her clothes on. She even starts to be cruel to her, commenting on her 'big floppy breasts flapping about' ,lol and calling her a whore, the worst kind of prostitute and forcing her to wear stockings she'd bought as a present. Scenes obviously to keep the men awake.
She later seduces a man and has, what looks to be pretty rubbish sex with him. No words are exchanged between them. She throws some eyes at him, shows some leg, he follows her home, they get it on, he finishes and leaves... so its that simple?? Apparently so!
As the movie continues, I am amazing at how some scenes are dragged out and how slow the story progresses, especially 1 scene of a crippled man crawling up a flight of stairs... it seemed to go on and on and on. Sadly he met his end when he got to the top, by means of a battering.
The movie seemed to wake up in the last half hour or so with a suffication with cotton for a rather randy old wheelchair bound guy, a cringeworthy death by needles to the face (including through the eyes), the above mentioned battering of the 'steps' guy and another battering of another poor guy.
I found myself start to feel sorry for Sister Gertrude as we neared the end of the movie. Like a complete 'tard I did think she was the murderer for quite a way into the movie, until the spate of deaths at the end, when the penny eventually dropped for me.
So what did I think? Well on the most part its pretty dull and VERY slow in places although it did have some sort of appeal I have to say.
You could do much worse than this one, but I wouldn't rush out to see it.
Please use the comments bellow only to comment on this post - to write your own review, please comment on the main post for this movie.
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