Showing posts with label Love Camp 7. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Love Camp 7. Show all posts
2 Jun 2012
Love Camp 7 - Lisa's Review
Well yet another Nazi Sexploitation movie... YAWN. What can I say that hasn't been said 100 times before about this kind of movie.
There was some kind of story here to begin with. It centers a POW camp where Jewish females are used as prostitutes for Nazi officers mainly (Love Camp 7). Two female American soldiers are sent into 'Love Camp 7' to attempt to rescue a female assistant to a scientist to gain knowledge about his work on a new weapon. They have been trained to memorize everything they read to give them a plausable background story and to enable them to convince the woman they are allies and have been sent in to rescue that they are indeed there to help her and are not nazi spies.
Sadly the story is left behind when we enter the 'Love Camp' when it is very clear from the script, angles, camera work and direction, that the movie is purely just a typical sexploitation movie getting in as much female frontal nudity, torture, squirming, rapes and violence. The movie seems to be directed specifically for that purpose. I won't even go into detail about what happens and to whom it happens, but this kind of thing shown for kicks just gets my goat every time so I'll treat it with the distain that it deserves.
The supposed big confrontation and escape as well as the ending is downright laughable to top it all. Interesting to see Picadilly Circus back then though...
Its quite sad as there could have been a decent film underneath had it been handled properly, but the desire to make this piece of crap was obviously overwhelming so even the most determined of viewers would struggle to pick out a plotline or story worth making this palatable.
If you want to watch a decent movie with a good story line, believable script and good acting, avoid this like the plague... if on the other hand, you like to watch violent sex, torture and abuse and are a complete mysogynistic w*nker, then this is right up your alley! Knock yourself out!
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Love Camp 7 - Will's Review
Nazi sexploitation. Again. This time with really bad German accents (except from the token 'nice' soldier, who sounds remarkably not-German).
I think the thing that bugs me about these things is that Nazi run enforced Jewish 'staffed' brothels did exist, and I'm sure there's a few great, if harrowing, stories to be told, so long as the material is handled sensitively. The subject matter, however, is not at all suited to the LOOK AT THE TITS!!! approach.
The story this time around is that an allied sympathising Jewish scientist's assistant who worked for the nazis(!) was feeding our side information, but was sent to Love Camp 7 when the scientist she was working with died. 2 allied officers (women of course) are sent to pretend to be Jews and infiltrate the camp by allowing themselves to be captured.
Once in the camp OH LOOK TITS!!!! TITS AND RAPE!!! LOOK AT THE 'SEXY' RAPE!!!
Except, it even fails on that level, as the 'rapes' are all committed without the men so much as unbuttoning their flys, much less removing their trousers, so we are 'treated' to repeated and prolonged scenes of men in (the bottom halves of) Nazi uniforms dry humping and clumsily groping struggling or crying naked women.
The highlight of the movie is the 'vicious' guard dog who is supposedly chomping at the bit to attack the women while they are being hosed down; except he is clearly excitedly trying to play with the stream of water and has had some growing dubbed in.
Oh, and the whole thing is told in flashback by someone who wasn't there...
Ineptly made, offensive, not sexy, not entertaining and not worth your time.
Body count: 8
Boob Count: 10 pairs.
Most memorable Death: shot through the shoulder.
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I think the thing that bugs me about these things is that Nazi run enforced Jewish 'staffed' brothels did exist, and I'm sure there's a few great, if harrowing, stories to be told, so long as the material is handled sensitively. The subject matter, however, is not at all suited to the LOOK AT THE TITS!!! approach.
The story this time around is that an allied sympathising Jewish scientist's assistant who worked for the nazis(!) was feeding our side information, but was sent to Love Camp 7 when the scientist she was working with died. 2 allied officers (women of course) are sent to pretend to be Jews and infiltrate the camp by allowing themselves to be captured.
Once in the camp OH LOOK TITS!!!! TITS AND RAPE!!! LOOK AT THE 'SEXY' RAPE!!!
Except, it even fails on that level, as the 'rapes' are all committed without the men so much as unbuttoning their flys, much less removing their trousers, so we are 'treated' to repeated and prolonged scenes of men in (the bottom halves of) Nazi uniforms dry humping and clumsily groping struggling or crying naked women.
The highlight of the movie is the 'vicious' guard dog who is supposedly chomping at the bit to attack the women while they are being hosed down; except he is clearly excitedly trying to play with the stream of water and has had some growing dubbed in.
Oh, and the whole thing is told in flashback by someone who wasn't there...
Ineptly made, offensive, not sexy, not entertaining and not worth your time.
Body count: 8
Boob Count: 10 pairs.
Most memorable Death: shot through the shoulder.
Please use the comments bellow only to comment on this post - to write your own review, please comment on the main post for this movie.
27 May 2012
WEEK 54: Love Camp 7
Alternate Titles : Camp Special Number 7, Nazi Love Camp 7
Year: 1968
Reviews / Author Comments due: 02/06/2012
DPP Status: Successfully Prosecuted
BBFC Status: Still banned (rejected most recently in 2002)
IMDB: LINK
Wikipedia: LINK
DVD: Not Available
No Trailer Available
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