Three guys steal a case of diamonds from a boat, one of the thieves double-crosses (and shoots) the other two, then takes the box home, where it turns out to be empty; his girlfriend then shoots him and goes to Jail, where the inmates may sleep with the warden in exchange for perks.
Someone working for "The International Insurance Company" (yes, that the actual name of the company in the movie) tracks her explains through jail hoping to find out where the jewels are; the warden also suspects that she knows.
Bare boobs, Genital torture and embarrassingly bad lesbian sex ensue.
There is literally no reason to see this movie.
If you want to watch a heist movie with a twist ending, go see Oceans Eleven.
If you want to see a movie that deserved to be banned, check out any of these.
If you want to see boobs, or lesbian sex, there's plenty of actual porn that show you more or better.
If you want to see boobs, or lesbian sex, but pretend that you aren't watching porn, there are plenty of mainstream movies with better examples of both.
If you want to see a prison sexploitation movie, just about any of the others we've reviewed so far should float that particular boat better than this one.
There isn't even an enforced shower scene or any rape; these are not things that I personally look for in a movie... in fact I think most movies are better for NOT featuring them, but this is a "Women in Prison" movie, and if you choose to watch one of those you're probably looking for at last some rape!!! (or else just watching all 72 Video Nasties, presumably because you hate yourself).
Even the movies strange trips into the land of prose (The narrator tells us that "The Warden lives an a comfortable mansion, separated from the main complex by a long and gloomy tunnel") cant make this bad enough (or at least bad in the right way) to be interesting!
Body Count: 6
Boob Count: 4 pairs
Most Memorable Death: Strangled in bed (sleeping - how dull)
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24 Nov 2012
Women Behind Bars - Lisa's Review
Not a lot to say this week. We've been here before, both with the subject matter (you only need to look at the title really) and the director. If you have any desire to watch a prison sexploitation movie, this has been done much better elsewhere.
Here we start the movie with a robbery of some diamonds by 3 masked men. One of the robbers, dispatches with the other 2, keeping the haul for himself. Sadly his girlfriend Shirley meanwhile learns he has been unfaithful and kills him in a fit of jealousy. She contacts the police and confesses.
So here we are in prison. What follows is an excuse for as much nudity as possible of (for the most part) quite unattractive female bodies. So we all have cellulite, but doesn't mean I want to see oodles of it onscreen. Also whats's with the vast amounts of hair these women have?? Haven't you ever heard of a Bic? So we have nudity, lesbian scenes (I still haven't worked out what they were doing), camera angles where no camera should be, lingering shots of genitals, up bums, nipples... you get the picture. There is also some torturing by means of whipping, beating and electrodes being attached to aforementioned over-insulated private parts.... perfect excuse for much jiggling of bosoms when shocks are applied... Hmmmmm.
There isn't much more I can say really. There is a plot which runs underneath the excuse to show lots of nudity. The warden and a private investigator from an insurance company who have had to foot the bill for the missing diamonds, believe Shirley knows where the diamonds are which have mysteriously gone missing. They are shown questioning her on a few occasions.
We end with Shirley getting the better of the randy warden (but not before we were 'treated' to some more nudity when she gets jiggy with him) and demanding he walk her outside where she escapes.
What follows are 3 bizarre twists which start being a bit far fetched and end up with the ridiculous. I won't give them away in case any reader (hello???) wants to actually watch this movie and I spoilt it (yea riiiiight).
This was a big fat waste of time as far as I'm concerned, so I place an 'avoid' on this movie.
On a plus point, next week - ZOMBIES!!!!
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Here we start the movie with a robbery of some diamonds by 3 masked men. One of the robbers, dispatches with the other 2, keeping the haul for himself. Sadly his girlfriend Shirley meanwhile learns he has been unfaithful and kills him in a fit of jealousy. She contacts the police and confesses.
So here we are in prison. What follows is an excuse for as much nudity as possible of (for the most part) quite unattractive female bodies. So we all have cellulite, but doesn't mean I want to see oodles of it onscreen. Also whats's with the vast amounts of hair these women have?? Haven't you ever heard of a Bic? So we have nudity, lesbian scenes (I still haven't worked out what they were doing), camera angles where no camera should be, lingering shots of genitals, up bums, nipples... you get the picture. There is also some torturing by means of whipping, beating and electrodes being attached to aforementioned over-insulated private parts.... perfect excuse for much jiggling of bosoms when shocks are applied... Hmmmmm.
There isn't much more I can say really. There is a plot which runs underneath the excuse to show lots of nudity. The warden and a private investigator from an insurance company who have had to foot the bill for the missing diamonds, believe Shirley knows where the diamonds are which have mysteriously gone missing. They are shown questioning her on a few occasions.
We end with Shirley getting the better of the randy warden (but not before we were 'treated' to some more nudity when she gets jiggy with him) and demanding he walk her outside where she escapes.
What follows are 3 bizarre twists which start being a bit far fetched and end up with the ridiculous. I won't give them away in case any reader (hello???) wants to actually watch this movie and I spoilt it (yea riiiiight).
This was a big fat waste of time as far as I'm concerned, so I place an 'avoid' on this movie.
On a plus point, next week - ZOMBIES!!!!
Please use the comments bellow only to comment on this post - to write your own review, please comment on the main post for this movie.
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